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"I think we looked like the Pussycat Dolls in those hoodies."
"It's times like these I wish I was a ballet dancer. It rhymed in my head but it doesn't "
"..Were we try to get satan up from the fiery depths of hell...lots of fire... "
"This is were I bury lizards... DEAD lizards!"
"If i liked boys i wouldn't kiss Harry, everyone knows hes not a boy!"
"50cent eat your heart out madam! "
"Once, when everybody was out, I walked around the whole house naked."
"I hear Butlins is the place to lose your virginity."
"I'm going to start collecting trolls."
"Daniel Radcliffe is a c***."
"Zukie (his pet lizard) is jealous of our success. The fame of being my lizard has gone to his head."
"Back off my Mum, you weirdo!"
"A group of girls said that my looks were all right, but my personality didn't match up to them. I was really pissed off, but I didn't care whether they liked me or not because they were bitches."
"I have a lot of porn."
"I'm a lame boyfriend... I just do whatever they tell me to do."
"I once fell in love with a crab on the beach. It was called Crab."
"If I was gay I wouldn't go out with any of the McFly boys."
(On Danny)"It's like he's meant to be fat but he's not!"
"I like spying on Harry at night."
"My boyfriend Harry got crabs last year, i wasnt happy!"
"Me and Tom just giggle at everything."
"We're just mental maaan, we're crazy!"
"Yeah I have a lady. She's called Peeney, she's dead fit man."
"There's a secret world that exists behind Danny's wardrobe. It's true! We go there to feed the beasts who live in it - they're half-men, half-goats"
D: "I've never been in a fight in my life."
TOTP: "How do you think you'd do?"
D: "Oh, I'd lose."
"If I was a character from The Simpsons, I'd be Professor Prim."
"I can't sing (and) I can't dance either! I am pretty pathetic."
"I don't like the way I talk quietly when we're on TV. I found it really hard at first, but I'm getting used to it."
"I've made a film called Doctor Dougie-little. I play a doctor who talks to horses, pigs and mice."
"Me and Harry aren't as confident about singing as the others, me even more so. I'm worried people find my voice lame. I've done a few solos before, on TV shows and stuff, but you still kind of get nervous, you know?"
"I was raised by wolves. I have six sisters, two brothers, a mum and my dad was killed in a fight with a werewolf."
"I was a loser at school."
"I'd like to adopt a child - one from every continent."
"I'm such a loser when it comes to girls."
"On a sexiness scale, I'd give myself two. You have to rate yourself low, man."
"I'd change my bum to a J-Lo Bum."
"I was always the worst at rugby and football. I only enjoyed girly things like trampolining and long jump."
"In my spare time you'll find me in my room, playing with myself or my lizards."
"This is my dressing room, as you can see lot of space, lots of food, lots of company, it's great!"
"I am hardcore, Doug X, I'm very extreme, very loud, but not only am I Doug X, I'm Doug XXX!"
"My body isn't weird! My body is 100% natural sex appeal."
"I'm pretty sure we're the only boys in this zoo wearing make-up."
"When girls go to the toilet, why can't you ever hear them wee? It's magic."
TV Hits: "How many girls have you snogged?"
D: "None...I'm quite pathetic, I know."
"Last night, I dressed up as a woman for Danny. I wore a thong with a bow at the back. It was lovely."
"Hey guys, wouldn't it be funny if we all got epilepsy?"
- whilst soundchecking at Reading Summer XS 2005
"I beat up an old man on the street the other day. He had a nice bag and coat and I took his coat, his Burberry coat, and his wallet and his Von Dutch hat."
"I'd take her (Lindsay Lohan) to a chicken farm. I've taken girls there before, it makes them horny."
"I dreamt I was running across a field naked with Abs. He wasn't naked, but I was! We were throwing flowers in the air together. "
"As Snoop Dogg would say, that was the shizzle manizzle."
"Girls are the most important things on the planet. Men may bring in the money but women give birth"
"I just don't understand the way girls think. but then, neither does any bloke, I reckon. "
"I didn't do my homework, so I said I was at a funeral. I made up the person who was supposed to have died! "
"I want to be reincarnated as a bra "
*Sings* "There was once a boy who had an incredibly small penis....his name was Tom"
"I'm the best at making home movies " *winks*
"I was on Tom's balcony smooching around and...mooching - I wasn't snogging Tom! "
"The guys took off my jeans while I was sleeping and took a picture of my willy! "
"I'm pretty sure Harry steals my socks and boxers. He doesn't wash them after either "
[When talking about his lizard Zukie] "When I earn my first million, I'd like to buy a private island for him. I'll call it 'Lizardtopia' "
"She [Lindsay Lohan] needs to wear some bloody knickers!"
Tom: "Yesterday he [Dougie] nicked Harry's drumsticks-"
Dougie: "He was sleeping."
"If I mess up, throw vegetables at me."
"I remember it by what I was wearing that night." (on favourtie shows in the UCAP tour)
"Thats Demetri, the rhino iguana, he does about ten poos a day and wipes it on the glas, just to anger me really. "
"I love tall girls, they just have such long legs you know...cool! "
"I think she’s a witch and she keeps trolls locked up in her house." [on Yvette Fielding]
"It's times like these I wish I was a ballet dancer. It rhymed in my head but it doesn't "
"..Were we try to get satan up from the fiery depths of hell...lots of fire... "
"This is were I bury lizards... DEAD lizards!"
"If i liked boys i wouldn't kiss Harry, everyone knows hes not a boy!"
"50cent eat your heart out madam! "
"Once, when everybody was out, I walked around the whole house naked."
"I hear Butlins is the place to lose your virginity."
"I'm going to start collecting trolls."
"Daniel Radcliffe is a c***."
"Zukie (his pet lizard) is jealous of our success. The fame of being my lizard has gone to his head."
"Back off my Mum, you weirdo!"
"A group of girls said that my looks were all right, but my personality didn't match up to them. I was really pissed off, but I didn't care whether they liked me or not because they were bitches."
"I have a lot of porn."
"I'm a lame boyfriend... I just do whatever they tell me to do."
"I once fell in love with a crab on the beach. It was called Crab."
"If I was gay I wouldn't go out with any of the McFly boys."
(On Danny)"It's like he's meant to be fat but he's not!"
"I like spying on Harry at night."
"My boyfriend Harry got crabs last year, i wasnt happy!"
"Me and Tom just giggle at everything."
"We're just mental maaan, we're crazy!"
"Yeah I have a lady. She's called Peeney, she's dead fit man."
"There's a secret world that exists behind Danny's wardrobe. It's true! We go there to feed the beasts who live in it - they're half-men, half-goats"
D: "I've never been in a fight in my life."
TOTP: "How do you think you'd do?"
D: "Oh, I'd lose."
"If I was a character from The Simpsons, I'd be Professor Prim."
"I can't sing (and) I can't dance either! I am pretty pathetic."
"I don't like the way I talk quietly when we're on TV. I found it really hard at first, but I'm getting used to it."
"I've made a film called Doctor Dougie-little. I play a doctor who talks to horses, pigs and mice."
"Me and Harry aren't as confident about singing as the others, me even more so. I'm worried people find my voice lame. I've done a few solos before, on TV shows and stuff, but you still kind of get nervous, you know?"
"I was raised by wolves. I have six sisters, two brothers, a mum and my dad was killed in a fight with a werewolf."
"I was a loser at school."
"I'd like to adopt a child - one from every continent."
"I'm such a loser when it comes to girls."
"On a sexiness scale, I'd give myself two. You have to rate yourself low, man."
"I'd change my bum to a J-Lo Bum."
"I was always the worst at rugby and football. I only enjoyed girly things like trampolining and long jump."
"In my spare time you'll find me in my room, playing with myself or my lizards."
"This is my dressing room, as you can see lot of space, lots of food, lots of company, it's great!"
"I am hardcore, Doug X, I'm very extreme, very loud, but not only am I Doug X, I'm Doug XXX!"
"My body isn't weird! My body is 100% natural sex appeal."
"I'm pretty sure we're the only boys in this zoo wearing make-up."
"When girls go to the toilet, why can't you ever hear them wee? It's magic."
TV Hits: "How many girls have you snogged?"
D: "None...I'm quite pathetic, I know."
"Last night, I dressed up as a woman for Danny. I wore a thong with a bow at the back. It was lovely."
"Hey guys, wouldn't it be funny if we all got epilepsy?"
- whilst soundchecking at Reading Summer XS 2005
"I beat up an old man on the street the other day. He had a nice bag and coat and I took his coat, his Burberry coat, and his wallet and his Von Dutch hat."
"I'd take her (Lindsay Lohan) to a chicken farm. I've taken girls there before, it makes them horny."
"I dreamt I was running across a field naked with Abs. He wasn't naked, but I was! We were throwing flowers in the air together. "
"As Snoop Dogg would say, that was the shizzle manizzle."
"Girls are the most important things on the planet. Men may bring in the money but women give birth"
"I just don't understand the way girls think. but then, neither does any bloke, I reckon. "
"I didn't do my homework, so I said I was at a funeral. I made up the person who was supposed to have died! "
"I want to be reincarnated as a bra "
*Sings* "There was once a boy who had an incredibly small penis....his name was Tom"
"I'm the best at making home movies " *winks*
"I was on Tom's balcony smooching around and...mooching - I wasn't snogging Tom! "
"The guys took off my jeans while I was sleeping and took a picture of my willy! "
"I'm pretty sure Harry steals my socks and boxers. He doesn't wash them after either "
[When talking about his lizard Zukie] "When I earn my first million, I'd like to buy a private island for him. I'll call it 'Lizardtopia' "
"She [Lindsay Lohan] needs to wear some bloody knickers!"
Tom: "Yesterday he [Dougie] nicked Harry's drumsticks-"
Dougie: "He was sleeping."
"If I mess up, throw vegetables at me."
"I remember it by what I was wearing that night." (on favourtie shows in the UCAP tour)
"Thats Demetri, the rhino iguana, he does about ten poos a day and wipes it on the glas, just to anger me really. "
"I love tall girls, they just have such long legs you know...cool! "
"I think she’s a witch and she keeps trolls locked up in her house." [on Yvette Fielding]
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